Horrible Band Names

all band names are created equal, but some are created more equal than others

• dry handjob
• sandpaper handjob
• metal in the microwave
• blue balls
• sack the bored
• edging in the afterlife
• psilocybin society
• wanking after wednesday
• the ICBM's
• call me Ishmael
• bodily secretion
• phantom limbs
• plunger
• the disciples
• split the g
• she's wired
• lubey bumprint
• the radius of the anus
• the shanks
• arsefart
• bane of my existence
• the last resort
• the terminus
• sonder
• metaphysical boomerang
• korean scat waffle
• banquet of chestnuts
• the jizzy trousers
• cummy bathwater
• balls deep
• cheesy and the cunt
• the salad tossers
• turd nibblets
• auschwitz ballroom
• the Mississippi sisters
• nausea wave
• scooner
• midas touch
• the curb crawlers
• the pacifiers
• the dukes
• illuminated figures
• ship of theseus
• faces for radio
• clunge
• pressure drop
• poisonous liaisons
• panic stations
• chequered past
• thorn in the cunt
• lets fuck midgets
• the willow
• promiscuous nun
• haunted accordion
• spacey woodhouse
• the tango machine
• scrotum zone
• cattywompus
• bloodborn pathogen
• finger in the missus
• the disco biscuits
• scudbook
• zombie dust
• the beef curtains
• the OPHJ's
• spud gun
• enigma decipher
• afterbirth
• militant marxists
• cleftal horizon
• retard style
• penjamin franklin
• salamander
• the high society
• scapegoat
• the spit roasters
• finger bang
• giraffe cock
• pull out game
• dubious morality
• atomic shits
• the hole masters
• chug material
• veiny hard on
• bonnie skanks
• pooey bum collective
• just the tip
• tactical chunder
• monty caps
• anal railgun
• the raw doggers
• men of intelligence
• desire path
• otters crossing
• occupational hazard
• the albert hoffman bicycle club
• the juicy flaps
• the barely knowers
• razor clit
• echo chamber
• lesbian sandwich
• safeword
• the boys from the glen
• uncontrollable cavemen
• mike wazowski cum stain
• honkin jollof
• mormon soakers
• standing ovulation
• curbstomp
• stauner nosh
• chlamydia bomb
• frisky business
• the bards
• cuck chair
• electric sex pants
• the gooner society
• apprehensive cumshot
• bazooka fanny
• blue waffle stomp
• alabama and the hot pockets
• on the dole
• napalm scar
• fucktardo
• the meatball babies
• arse bar
• cringy erection
• anal probe
• the cum socks
• the do gooders
• crop dusters
• trenchcoat philip and the bendy wrench
• the sexually infective collective
• yeast infection
• elephant cumload
• the ball hawks
• shadow justice
• the cunt punchers
• The glaze
• nip slip
• wall street suicide
• the rug munchers
• cunt factory
• pyscho sexy pants
• tricky wingers
• the talent factory
• poised at the rear
• orgy of arson
• gargantuan clusterfuck
• anal hemmorage
• the blood of the covenant
• phantom knob
• therein lies the rub
• interesting for meatballs
• tactical pillow shite
• the sewers
• the hate fucks
• rodent sex party
• genuine suicide risk
• fist full of fuck
• massive cock dodgers
• the jammin jamboys
• electric landlady
• quantom bollocks
• tickle the ivorys
• fanny bomb
• mongo strength
• jesus wept
• crash course for the ravers
• cerebral vortex
• betty swollox and the sweaty bollocks
• the trouser fillers
• exorcist rampage
• acid for the children
• hence the chlamydia
• prison wallet
• lost in the sauce
• glory hole connoisseurs
• kink shame
• wand and the rabbit
• the magnificent flying fuck circus
• budding gynaecologists
• the golden shower appreciation society
• stinging rodgers
• chastity cage
• fix kit
• the angels share
• bechdel test
• hollow saints
• visible panty line
• the purple throbbers
• decanted foreskin
• smut incantation
• rule 34
• intended definite solution
• hotdog humuncolous
• three minutes to midnight
• the cloud busters
• the fantastic fourskins
• fantastic mr foreskin
• psychedelic pufferfish